What it all boils down to is

how good you are at getting the milk without buying the cow.

tessaviolet:

bekah-bo0m:

broccoleafveins:

Ye olde Windows screen savers.

I FEEL OLD

childhood video games

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If you ain’t #cheating, you ain’t trying. 2,220 calorie lunch doe. #GetFatYolked #RabiCheatMeal #FatFam  #InNOut  #SheWantThatAnimalStyle

If you ain’t #cheating, you ain’t trying. 2,220 calorie lunch doe. #GetFatYolked #RabiCheatMeal #FatFam #InNOut #SheWantThatAnimalStyle

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
This is true.  #KissKissWithMyFists

This is true. #KissKissWithMyFists

#HowToPickupGirls #ThingsSheLovesToHear #ASpecialSetOfSkills (at Arizona State Prison Complex – Tucson)

#HowToPickupGirls #ThingsSheLovesToHear #ASpecialSetOfSkills (at Arizona State Prison Complex – Tucson)

ereschkigal:

spookyboohellspawn:

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

*CACKLES*

I hate Rick so much

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make-her-famous:

This…
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Elizabeth Tran (X)

make-her-famous:

This…

via mrcheyl:

Elizabeth Tran (X)